So the housewife part is true, and Hollywood is just a metaphor but I do have a Hollywood hairstylist, Rosalie Flores. Alright so she doesn’t reside in the City of Hollywood, but she does have that flashy coolness the city is known for. She’s worked at the Playboy mansion for charity events, been photographed by the press, and even played foosball in Hugh Hefner’s game room.  Now that’s Hollywood!

I had my hair lightened and trimmed this weekend. I’m a real blonde but sometimes you gotta brighten it up a bit. Rosalie was talking about her most recent trip to the Playboy Mansion for the United Breast Cancer Foundation event, Hot Summer Night’s. We chatted about the infamous grotto, the painted models, the size of the mansion and of course all the celebs at the party. She had a great time and even got a hello kiss from Dr. Rey. You know Dr. Rey, the 90210 plastic surgeon turned celebrity.

I highlight my hair but that’s about the only unnatural enhancement I”ll be experiencing. I’m too chicken to go under the knife, and the idea of injecting anything makes me feel queasy. I could use some help from Dr. Rey’s Shapewear line. This way I can safely squeeze, flatten, or push up any areas that Dr. Rey would suggest sucking up, lifting or smoothing away Dr. 90210 style. If I went to the gym more often and put down the bag of processed carbs I probably wouldn’t need any help at all.

Of course wearing shapewear while exercising could be even more effective. Don’t you miss those figure flattering leotards from back in the 80′s? From Mousercise to Jane Fonda, Spandex exercise attire was all one needed to get physical.